Dore: Ogre

Вооруженный народ

foxnews.com -- Gettysburg police Chief Joseph Dougherty says a Gettysburg College student had reported that someone in a white sedan fired a shot early Saturday morning. But Dougherty says police investigated and determined the sound came from a newspaper delivery driver throwing a paper from her vehicle.
Газета -- это оружие, которое может использоваться против живых целей.

(Мухобойка -- это уже, видимо, assalt weapon.)