July 24th, 2018

belgium fries

We came, we saw, he died

WASHINGTON, DC – In an exclusive interview with CBN News, US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley says the United States will never trust Russia and Vladimir Putin. “We don’t trust Russia, we don’t trust Putin, we never will,” Ambassador Haley says. “They’re never going to be our friend. That’s just a fact.”

Что у американцев всегда получается идеально, это вот эти Кровожадные Бабы За Войну До Последнего Человека. Как из одного инкубатора достают. Вот, что бывает, если покупать девочкам конструкторы вместо кукол.
Leif Gram: Mr. Fix

Медицина!

philg: Americans fell in love with mammograms. Why do we love them so much? It turns out that the five-year survival rates for breast cancer were improved after women en masse got put through the mammography industry. Why would anyone want to stop doing something that improved five-year survival rates? It turned out that the statistical cure for breast cancer because of mammography was due to the fact that women who did not have cancer were being treated for cancer. They hadn’t been killed by cancer five years later because… they never had cancer to begin with.
Dore: Ogre

Dungeons and Dragons

- Who is he?
- He is a half-goblin.
- What does that mean?
- He is only one half goblin.
- What's the other half?
- Human.
- Подождите-подождите. Кто мама и кто папа?