August 18th, 2019

Leif Gram: Mr. Fix

Ничего смешнее не видел

Знаете, как выиграть у кого хочешь в шахматы? Хоть у Каспарова, хоть у Карлсена? Очень просто. Надо пойти пешкой е2-е4 и заскринить возможный ответный ход. Соперник проиграет, просрочив контроль времени. Если вдруг играете без контроля - не беда, даже еще лучше. Надо просто сказать "ну вы же согласны, что ваша позиция безнадежна". Только не забыть заскринить ответ.
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Leif Gram: Mr. Fix

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