Вместо этого смотрели Кабирию.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nights_of_Cabiria
https://www.amazon.com/Nights-Cabiria-English-Subtitled-Giulietta/dp/B006H8JNNO/ref=sr_1_1
На этот раз обнаружилось такое :

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